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Hiện kết quả 1 đến 10 trong tổng số 10

Đề ti: *funny quizzes* for * funny people*

  1. #1
    Tham gia ngy
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    Cool *funny quizzes* for * funny people*


    1. what travels around the world but stays in one corner ?
    2. what doen't ask questions but always be answered ?
    3. " The more you take, the bigger it is". what is it ?
    4. What gets wet as it dries ?
    5. what has a bed but doesn't sleep ? It also has a mouth but doen't speak ?
    6. what runs but does not have legs ?
    7. Give me food and I will live; give me water and I will die. What I am ?
    8. The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doen't know it. What is it ?
    9. No sooner spoken than broken. What is it ?
    10. I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I ?
    11. From the beginning of eternity To the end of time and space To the beginning of every end And the end of very place What am I ?
    12. How to travel around the sun at the speed of 67.062 mile per hour ?
    13. If eggs can be laid at the rate of eight every seven days, how many can a rooster lay in sixteen days ?
    14. which's correct ?"Six and five is thirteen" or "Six and five are thirteen"?
    15. what's in the middle of the world ?
    16. what only goes up and never goes down ?

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    nhuthao (10-12-2007),rembrant (29-09-2007)

  3. #2
    Tham gia ngy
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    Mặc định

    cuc cu.....cuc cu.......
    do you want to know the answers. So please , try to answer them first. I' ll post the answer until there are 10 right answers. < may be....haha>

    Học từ vựng


  4. #3
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    Mặc định

    cu đầu n a stamp ..........

    Thi thử TOEIC MIỄN PH

    Thi thử TOEIC tại TOEIC Academy

    Thi thử như thi thật, đề thi st đề thật

    n thi TOEIC miễn ph

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  5. #4
    Tham gia ngy
    May 2007
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    mars !^^
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    Mặc định

    kh&#243; qu&#225; đi !!!!!!! T_T hem b&#237;t flaco kiếm đ&#226;u ra mấy c&#226;u n&#236; nhi??

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  6. #5
    Tham gia ngy
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    Talking

    1. what travels around the world but stays in one corner ?
    - a stamp.
    2. what doen't ask questions but always be answered ?
    - a door, a telphone...
    6. what runs but does not have legs ?
    - a car, a bicycle, the wind, the temperature, the news, the rumour...
    7. Give me food and I will live; give me water and I will die. What I am ?
    - the fire.
    8. The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doen't know it. What is it ?
    - a coffin.
    9. No sooner spoken than broken. What is it ?
    - the silence.
    11. From the beginning of eternity To the end of time and space To the beginning of every end And the end of very place What am I ?
    - the letter E.
    13. If eggs can be laid at the rate of eight every seven days, how many can a rooster lay in sixteen days ?
    - a rooster can never lay eggs!
    14. which's correct ?"Six and five is thirteen" or "Six and five are thirteen"?
    - Both are wrong. Six and five are eleven.
    15. what's in the middle of the world ?
    - the letter R.
    16. what only goes up and never goes down ?
    - smoke.
    Am I right?
    Sửa l̀n cúi bởi ngườitithuơng : 01-10-2007 lúc 05:25 PM

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  7. #6
    Tham gia ngy
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    Mặc định

    mấy c&#226;u đố n&#224;y xem ra l&#224;m postay mấy anh đấng anh h&#224;o nh&#224; m&#236;nh rồi sao ?! Th&#244;i để Falcor ra tay “thay trời h&#224;nh đạo, cứu gi&#250;p d&#226;n l&#224;nh” zậy ni


    1. stamp <congratulation trangmeob>
    2. answering machine
    3. hole
    4. towel
    5. river < cau nay kho nhai hen >
    6. clock < right ? hihi>
    7. fire
    8. coffin < congratulation nguoitoithuong hen >



    C&#243; lẽ m&#236;nh chỉ answer một nửa th&#244;i nhỉ, phần c&#242;n lại c&#225;c bạn l&#224;m tiếp rồi m&#236;nh post sau nhe!

    Lich khai giang TOEIC Academy


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    Tham gia ngy
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    Mặc định

    c&#226;u 15: R
    chắc đ&#250;ng h&#225;, mấy c&#226;u kia kh&#243; qu&#225;


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    Tham gia ngy
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    Mặc định

    9. No sooner spoken than broken. What is it ?
    10. I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I ?
    Penguin
    11. From the beginning of eternity To the end of time and space To the beginning of every end And the end of very place What am I ?
    e
    12. How to travel around the sun at the speed of 67.062 mile per hour ?
    13. If eggs can be laid at the rate of eight every seven days, how many can a rooster lay in sixteen days ?
    rooster hok bt lay
    14. which's correct ?"Six and five is thirteen" or "Six and five are thirteen"?
    six and five is eleven
    15. what's in the middle of the world ?
    r
    16. what only goes up and never goes down?
    age


  10. #9
    Tham gia ngy
    Dec 2007
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    Được cm ơn 7 lần trong 1 bi viết

    Mặc định

    1. what travels around the world but stays in one corner ?
    - a stamp.
    2. what doen't ask questions but always be answered ?
    - a telphone,computer...
    6. what runs but does not have legs ?
    - a car, a bicycle, the wind, the news, the rumour,compute,train,sunny,
    7. Give me food and I will live; give me water and I will die. What I am ?
    - the fire.
    8. The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doen't know it. What is it ?
    - a coffin
    9. No sooner spoken than broken. What is it ?
    - the silence.
    11. From the beginning of eternity To the end of time and space To the beginning of every end And the end of very place What am I ?
    - the letter E.
    13. If eggs can be laid at the rate of eight every seven days, how many can a rooster lay in sixteen days ?
    - a rooster can never lay eggs!
    14. which's correct ?"Six and five is thirteen" or "Six and five are thirteen"?
    - Both are wrong. Six and five are eleven.
    15. what's in the middle of the world ?
    - the letter R.
    16. what only goes up and never goes down ?
    - age,time.
    Sửa l̀n cúi bởi Mai B Hải : 27-12-2007 lúc 12:46 PM


  11. #10
    Tham gia ngy
    Oct 2010
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    Mặc định my ans about the questions

    1. stamp
    2. answering machine
    3. hole
    4. towel
    5. river
    6. clock
    7. fire
    8. coffin

    9. silence
    10. penguin
    11. letterE
    12. Earth is also moving around the Sun at about 67,000 miles per hour. So you can stand at the world and travel comfortably around the sun
    13.
    14. Six and five are two people, and they are as old as each other.
    15.letterR
    16.age


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