Army^^

[chickenkillervn]

Once upon a time, there was an army group.
The general wanted to train up his soldiers properly,
so that in times of danger,
they would be ready and defend their country bravely.

So, he made all his soldiers stand in snow naked,
he believed that it would train their edurance.
So, all the soldiers, reluctantly stripped and stepped out into the Snow.
They were made to stand at attention for 24 hours,
before they could take a break.

The general inspected them,
he notice one soldier slouching a little,
he took his baton and smacked the soldier's back.
The general asked \\"Does it hurt?\\"
The soldier replied \\"No sir.\\"
The general asked \\"Why not?\\"
The soldier replied \\"Because I am a proud US soldier!\\"

he notice one soldier's head tilted
he took his baton and smacked the soldier's head.
The general asked \\"Does it hurt?\\"
The soldier replied \\"No sir.\\"
The general asked \\"Why not?\\"
The soldier replied \\"Because I am a proud US soldier!\\"

he notice one soldier's hand holding his dick
he took his baton and smacked the soldier's dick.
The general asked \\"Does it hurt?\\"
The soldier replied \\"No sir.\\"
The general asked \\"Why not?\\"
The soldier replied \\"Because it belongs to the guy behind me!\\"

[chickenkillervn]

You are Chinese!!!!
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.


The more - The Less
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

[candytrinh]

Bó tay.com

[darkdemon]

HUh!too silly huh?

[darkdemon]

really funny,i think! but im not sure what people think about it